#1: Alien vs Samurai

lol

The member 'The Main Parodist' has done the following action : Dices roll

'1d20' : 20

Result of the grenade:
All the aliens are killed, Sander, tagtag and Emna Ai are not hurt, and neither is the spaceship.

"So, what's going to happen next?" I ask curiously.

"Uhm... Tea time?" Asks tagtag and takes out his china (porcelan) tea set and pours out magical mint-strawberrie tea to 3 cups

"Okay," Enma Ai sits down and takes out a bowl of red cherries."Anyone wants cherries? No? Thank God, now I can eat so much cherries I want and noone wants to eat them too," she giggles happily, not even paying attention to the guys' answers. "But it would be very rude of me to not share," she whispers to herself and then pulls the bowl right under boys' noses and makes tagtag's tea set to fall over."Oops."

*tagtag annoyedly looks at the tea in his lap* "FIX THIS SHITOLUS" *the tea gets back into its cups by magic* "Careful next time or you might lose your head..."

"Sorry," lets her head fall down and sheds some tears."I didn't mean to." Stands up and takes some steps and sits on a rock watching to the farness."It's quite cold here, don't you think?"

''Holy shit, its colder than in HELL in here!!!!!!!!'' screams Sander hysterically and starts running around without direction.

Maarja looks at the red sun that is almost behind the mountains, and then looks at Ai-chan. "Want to send some people to Hell?"

Enma Ai jumps up and down."Yes," she yells bouncing. Then stops."You have to request it before and you'll go to hell as well as the one you're sending."

"who said I wanted to go to hell?" says Maarja with a sarcastic voice. "I'm sure someone wants another person to go to Hell right now."

"I.. uh.. um.." Enma Ai looks away. "Oooh.. guys, I just got a request, want to come with me?" She starts bouncing again.

"Well of course I'll come. But I want to be the straw doll this time, okay ? " says Maarja and hugs Ai-chan, to convince her.

"Of course," Enma Ai turns Maarja to a black straw doll."You know what you have to say, right?" She says putting it into her pocket. She also collects all the things that were out in bags and grabs boys' hands."Come on! It's not something you can see every day!" Boys are too suprised to answer anything.

The black straw doll waits patiently in Ai's pocket. Soon she hears the promising words...

"You summomed me, yes?" *hands over the doll*

"If you truly wish to eliminate your antagonist, you must untie that red string.If you remove the string, you shall officially
enter into a contract with me. The one you seek revenge upon shall be taken immediately to Hell. However, " I say seriously."If I deliver your revenge, I must have you make restitution to me. When one person is cursed, two graves are dug.When you die, your soul shall fall into the pit of Hell.Your spirit shall wander forever in pain and suffering,
never having known paradise."

"Well, that's after you die."
"The rest is for you to decide. "

I give the girl who summomed me a glimpse of hell and then let her wonder alone. Then I return to where we were before with boys. Maarja's still a straw doll with the girl.

I feel how the girl squeezes me. After all, I, as the straw doll, am the only way that girl could be free once again. Freed from her tormentor. Soon I feels that the red string around my neck had been released. I fly towards the sky and the girl below me hears the words "I hear your vengeance".

''What the hell is going on?'' Sander asks, confused.

"It's time to go and kick some bad guys to hell!" Enma AI screams. She dresses in her special outfit to ferry people hell and sits into the Hell Cart. She also lets boys' to sit in it and takes Maarja at some point in it. Also other my companions are coming with us. We get to a very old guy, probably the stalker of this little girl. "Poor girl," Enma Ai thinks."She'll also have to be ferried to hell."

Not wasting too much time, Enma Ai just does some of her tricks and then she's alone with the bad guy.

"This revenge will ferry you straightway to hell."


After her job is done, Enma Ai appeares to boys' and Maarja.
"So, how was it?" she asks cheerfully.

"Messing with some pervert's mind and after that sending him to hell ? Humph, just a regular day" Maarja smiles

"How do you know?" Enma Ai asks suprised."But boys', hey, you should be awake now. How was it?"

"How do I know ?" I ask her with a little bit pissed voice, "I have been with you for about 176 years already, I was just on a little vacation.. hmph." *ofenced*

"Oh! That's you!" Enma Ai hugs her tightly."I already had to find you a replacement, Sorry. His name is Wanyoudan, and he's like.. awesome! Old, but awesome!" There is still no reaction from boys. Enma Ai goes closer to them to check what's wrong."Oops, I forgot we taped their mouths, because they might have ruined my performance." Enma Ai removes the tapes painlessly and smiles."There, now you can tell me what you thought of it."

"Haha what's wrong with you lately, Ai ? Even I know his REAL name, it's Wanjuudon!" She smiles and winks at the old man who is having a conversation with Ren by the cherry tree.

"But yeah, what did you think of it, boys?" smiles cleverly.