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PostSubject: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:37 am

Tagtag and Sander are 2 samurais with a katana but no armor. They are walking on a field and suddenly an UFO crashes nearby. Emna Ai, the Hell Girl(who comes from hell...somebody shout ''THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!'' already) is in the UFO, on her way to take ufo's she was playing poker to hell. Tag and Sander see the UFO. What will you do?
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:53 am

I gently slash the creature into 1000 bits with my katana, as i have won the battle a sign implying !!LVL UP!! appears over my head i get 2 points of dex, yay
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:15 am

I run into the alien spaceship and start killing aliens, when their all dead, i've leveled up, and add 2 points to INT stat. Then i start mindlessly smashing up the place, and find a shiny ball that is shines and is shiny. I go out ,yell to Tag: ''Hey, lets play baseball!'', and take out my staff.
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:36 pm

"Where da fuck u got the staff" i yell "This wasnt in our inventory you dumbass, its called powergame" one alien yells "(Ur mixing nubb)" " AW Shadap" I answer and kill him
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:04 am

''I got this staff from.. uhh.. AHH FUCK YOU!! And WTF, i thought all the aliens were dead!'', yells Sander, and goes back to the space ship, smashes stuff with his katana and starts pressing random buttons.
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:07 am

Suddenly a voice that says "Press B to jump" comes from somewhere, it repeats its sentence, annoying everyone. Tagtag runs away bcus 100 thousand enemies come. There is a cliff, tagtag presses B, im dead.
Respawn!
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:48 pm

Sander is still pressing random buttons, when he yells: ''HEY!!''
He then runs out and attacks the enemies.
*dices roll*

SUPERMEGAULTRACOMBO!!!!!!!!!

Sander slashes all the enemies to pieces while Tag respawns.
''...whatever''
He then goes back to the spaceship while Tagtag screws around.
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:52 pm

Sander presses the ''start spaceship'' button and flies into the space.
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:56 pm

''OH SHIT!!!!'', Sander yells. Suddenly, alien goo falls to the floor from somewhere.
''What a sticky situation. I better find a way to get the fuck outta here!''
He starts pressing random buttons again, and presses some big red button that sounds some funny noise. Suddenly alien warships near Sander's ship and ram it.
Sander finds the spaceship wheel thingie and starts his way back to the earth. 5 minutes lates, he crashes right next to Tag, both are not even scratched.
''Yo. I hope you're ready to fight some aliens.''
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:44 am

tagtag facepalms, twice, three times, four times, five times!!!! C-C-C-Combo B-B-Breaker !!!!
Im outta here
*tagtag has logged off*
*tagtag has joined*
"Have i ever told you Real Life sucks?"
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:05 am

Suddenly I appear and pull out a black straw doll. "You have summomed me," I say."Watashi wa Enma Ai." Then I look weirdly at what was happening. "If you pull the red string, you make a contract to me. Your enemy will be straightly ferried to hell. However," I continue without noticing that noone is listening to me."Two holes appear as you curse someone. When you die, your soul will be also ferried to hell."
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:12 am

Sander sees the girl but doesn't understand what she's saying.
''Who the hell is she and what the hell is she talking about,'' Sander asks Tag, while killing more aliens.
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:18 am

I shook my head in dissapointment:"Everyone knows me! How do you not? Haven't you ever heard of.. my work? Hotline to Hell?"
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:24 am

''Hotli-what?'' says Sander. ''Is that like a line on the floor thats burning?''
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:28 am

"Well.. I guess you could say so, but I mean like.. Hell Correspondance.. You know that site? You can get there at midnight and you can request someone to be carried to hell.. I'm so popular in Internet.." I say babbling. I look at the straw doll in my hand."Hey, who was the one to ask to get.. some Sander to hell?"
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:35 am

''Correspondance? Internet?? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT?''
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''And, im Sander.. why the hell should i go to hell? Im goin nowhere! Ya wanna be hacked into pieces?''
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:38 am

"You have never heard about.. me.." I look like I'm about to cry."Geez.. Well, now I know it wasn't you who sent me a request." I smile widely."But maybe it was your friend?"
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:41 am

*tagtag looks at the girl:" Oh.. Uhm... It was him! *points at an alien and kills it* whats your number, you should check out my marvellous minecraft crib sometimes if you have a computer.." Wink*
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:46 am

"Eeeh.. He didn't pull the string!" I wipe some tears."I was just hoping I can do some work, I haven't done some in ages!" I sit down on the ground."Well.. I guess there's nothing to do here anymore." *starts fading slowly in the darkness, singing about sakura blossoming*
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:48 am

"SEN HIM TO HELL" *points at some aliens* "And dont be sad awesome hellgirl" *wide smile and casts spell "ULTIMATE HAPPYNESS W000000T!!!"*
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:52 am

"Uhh.. Well, I still think I'm going.. You know, got stuff to do with.. Wanjuudon, you can take your real form now.. And well.. If you want to send someone to hell, you must request it in Hotline to hell.. Until that, see ya !" I wave to the strange guys and step in the darkness.
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Sun Oct 24, 2010 4:16 am

''Well, that was strange,'' says Sander and keeps slashing aliens.
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:28 pm

I come back and start giving aliens advice what to do.
"Not like this, do like that."
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:16 am

"Hey dont help them! Please... COMON... They might win... I'll give you (mu)shroOOmMs!" yells tagtag
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PostSubject: Re: #1: Alien vs Samurai   Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:35 pm

''Wait a sec...i forgot about my ''destroy all aliens'' grenade!''
I throw the grenade and run out, while yelling: ''WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!''
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